We think we have it bad -----

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

We think we have it bad -----

Postby Rosco1 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:17 am

> > They allow these people to have PASSPORTS..........and to reproduce !!!!!
> >
> >
> > For all of you world-travellers out there!
> >
> > Holidaymakers' Feedback: Beyond Belief
> >
> > Some people should not be allowed to go on holidays. This was sent
> > from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints
> > during the season.
> >
> > (Survey by Thomas Cook and ABTA)
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store
> > does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
> >
> >
> >
> > "I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be
> > banned."
> >
> >
> >
> > "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost
> > every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
> >
> >
> >
> > "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to
> > bring our swimming costumes and towels."
> >
> >
> >
> > A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who
> > spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this
> > rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
> >
> >
> >
> > "The beach was too sandy."
> >
> >
> >
> > "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your
> > brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
> >
> >
> >
> > A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick
> > and strong - he was slurping the gravy at the time.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was
> > ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
> >
> >
> >
> > "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street
> > trader, only to find out they were fake."
> >
> >
> >
> > "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were
> > startled."
> >
> >
> >
> > "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only
> > took the Americans three hours to get home."
> >
> >
> >
> > "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'
> > three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
> >
> >
> >
> > "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're
> > trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish.
> > The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
> >
> >
> >
> > "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning." ----- BRIILLIANT
> >
> >
> > "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly
> > guests before we travel."
> >
> >
> > "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."
> >
> >
>
> > "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
> > double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I
> > find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us
> > in the room that we booked."
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