Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby stevo. » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:40 am

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.

We're the same age,
We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.

Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the Dagnabbit's out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the Dagnabbit's out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.
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Re: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:49 pm

I like that one Steve....
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Re: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby Titch2 » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:10 pm

:+ :+ :+ :+ :+
Shows Rosco the way to go, RUDE :lol:
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Re: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:37 pm

Good one Titch,,,,This one is so old...I was just being 'polite' to Stevo by saying nothing.....Theres had be someone out there who hadn't heard it......Like ''Gypsy'' :beer :beer
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Re: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby Titch2 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:59 pm

Gypsy probably had heard it, but forgot, old age does that :lol:
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Re: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:21 pm

(And....Blonde...don't forget)....poor thing never stood a chance....lol :beer
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Re: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the....

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:24 pm

Rosco1 wrote:Theres had be someone out there who hadn't heard it......Like ''Gypsy'' :beer :beer




I said I liked it Rosco.....where does that say I had not already heard/seen it before???????
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