Duck Bread

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Duck Bread

Postby Titch2 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:47 pm

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***king beak to the bar you irritating bloody bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?".......
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