It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

Postby Rosco1 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:49 pm

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but
they haven't got tickets.



The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm
and walks to the gate.



"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.



The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it
over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says,

"Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."
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