How to win some Fosters

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

How to win some Fosters

Postby Titch2 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:14 am

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'
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Re: How to win some Fosters

Postby Rosco1 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:19 am

:+ :+ :+ ...not bad old fellow
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: How to win some Fosters

Postby Rosco1 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:33 am

REMINDED ME OF ANOTHER SHOCKER....


What is the ideal weight of a mother in law?


About 2.5 pounds plus the weight of the urn. :beer :beer :beer
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