Birthday Present

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Birthday Present

Postby Titch2 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:40 am

Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present."

He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?" "

I am yours for super sex", she answers.

He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."
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Re: Birthday Present

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:40 pm

Titch2 wrote:Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present."

He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?" "

I am yours for super sex", she answers.

He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."



Heard that joke at the poets breakfast on Saturday morning....old hat then and even more so now.
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Re: Birthday Present

Postby Titch2 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:39 pm

GypsyLady wrote:
Titch2 wrote:Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present."

He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?" "

I am yours for super sex", she answers.

He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."



Heard that joke at the poets breakfast on Saturday morning....old hat then and even more so now.



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