This old couple's sitting in their breakfast nook one morning one morning.
The lady turns to her husband and says, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning?" "Yes," he replies,
"We was eating breakfast in the nude."
"That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings?" "OK, "he agrees.
Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa. I think it's working. My boobs are as warm for you now as they ever were."
"Well, they ought to be," he says. "You got one boob hanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."