The cow and the chauffeur‏

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

The cow and the chauffeur‏

Postby Rosco1 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:45 pm


Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
"You get out and check - you were driving. "
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving, go and tell the farmer" says Julia.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
Hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'Good grief, what happened to you? 'asks Julia.
The chauffeur replies:
'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you tell them?', asks Julia.
"I’m Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: The cow and the chauffeur‏

Postby Adam B » Tue May 29, 2012 7:15 pm

One of a kind... :*** :*** :***
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