OOP'S Missed Friday

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

OOP'S Missed Friday

Postby Paul M1 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:26 am

Jewish Mother

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cents coin."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 holidays a year and
You want to throw all that away........ Over 45 cents?"

Now that's a Jewish mother!!!


Cheers :beer
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Re: OOP'S Missed Friday

Postby Adam B » Wed May 23, 2012 1:24 pm

Paul M1 wrote:You want to throw all that away........ Over 45 cents?"

Now that's a Jewish mother!!!


money talks... LOL :***
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