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BBQ Rules (one for the ladies of the forum)

Postby amanda » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:37 pm

BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE BBQ.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he turns the meat .

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE BBQ AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
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Postby Frilly » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:15 pm

GOOD ONE AMANDA!!
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Postby Ozzycamperboy » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:27 pm

Don't forget who does the cleaning up ;) :lol:
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Postby CCC » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:10 pm

well aint that the truth LMAO
sounds like the days when I was with my ex ::()

Is Clint like that I hear you ask??
I dont know coz i havent ALLOWED it to happen :*** :***

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Postby Komodo » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:03 pm

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Postby Kramer » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:47 pm

Hahahahaha that is a classic.
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