A rich white man decided that he wanted to throw a party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Leroy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my
pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the croc, and kicking its arses!!Leroy was jabbing the
croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff
like head butts and chokeholds biting the croc on the tail and flipping
the croc through the air like some kind of Kung Fu master.
The water was churning and plashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says,
"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars. "
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the ^*!@%ard who pushed me into the pool !!"