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What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Titch » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:24 pm

Got an Invite (inlaw) who never speaks to me,I mean Total back turn. :P
Others are asking me why I am not going to the birthday party of this cretin? :--?
I wonder what would be a good card to send? any puns? :***
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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby CampGrrlz » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:26 pm

My punster's hat is in the wash just now. But how about cross-inviting him/her to an intimate evening, just the two of you? ;) "sorry can't make it but how about you and I ...?"

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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Titch » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:31 pm

CampGrrlz wrote:My punster's hat is in the wash just now. But how about cross-inviting him/her to an intimate evening, just the two of you? ;) "sorry can't make it but how about you and I ...?"

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fell on the floor laughing tho :?#
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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Rosco532 » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:34 pm

Titch.....PM'd you one...was abit rough for here....but seemed to work..

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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Titch » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:38 pm

Rosco532 wrote:Titch.....PM'd you one...was abit rough for here....but seemed to work..

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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:59 am

That's not fair....we can't enjoy it too....
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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby xmasbaby67 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Male or female?????
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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Dodgy_Dave » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:41 pm

A good gift would be a subscription to a weight loss program.






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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby xmasbaby67 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:02 pm

Other than doggie doodoo in a shoebox???? Here's a couple of quotes you can use:

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.


You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.


Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."

Hope this helps a little.
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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Titch » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:12 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:Male or female?????


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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Titch » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:13 pm

Dodgy_Dave wrote:A good gift would be a subscription to a weight loss program.






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You obviously know her Dave :***
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Re: What do you send to a Birthday recipient,You cant stand?

Postby Dodgy_Dave » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:43 pm

Perhaps you could give her a can of hair removal cream. That ought to pi... Upset her. :lol:



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