A SHORT LOVE STORY

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A SHORT LOVE STORY

Postby Ricklanga » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:01 pm

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own bloody blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End
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Re: A SHORT LOVE STORY

Postby amanda » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:29 am

:*** How true!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: A SHORT LOVE STORY

Postby AussieSunset » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:42 am

:*** :*** Now that has brought back some memories of being married :***
Life is what happens when you've made other plans. :)
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