The Blond with the Flat Tyre

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The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby amanda » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:58 am

Apologies in advance to all our blond members......

....Yesterday I had a flat tyre on the freeway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the boot. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. I started to change my tyre, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tyre," I said calmly.

"Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, .................


"Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby cokebottle » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:13 am

I don't get it....... I am blonde by the way

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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby CampGrrlz » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:59 pm

amanda wrote:"Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

Grrroooaannnn .... :?#
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby ben... » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:06 pm

LOL... i wish i was Blonde, life would be so peaceful.
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby Poodle Jewel » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:36 pm

I`m afraid this is going to start some blonde jokes.


There was a double decker bus tour,the tour guide specifically asked all the blonde people to use the top deck and all the reds and brunettes to stay down stairs. There was cheering and laughter coming from down stairs but very quiet upstairs so the tour guide went to see what they were doing.All the londe people were just sitting staring,he asked "aren`t you enjoying the tour?" a blonde called out,it alright for them down stairs but we have no B&*^%y driver.
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:10 pm

ben... wrote:LOL... i wish i was Blonde, life would be so peaceful.


It definitely can be an advantage....that's for sure.
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby amanda » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:03 pm

OK, here's another one....


A Blonde is on the bus when she suddenly realises ... she needs to fart.

The music is really loud, so she times her farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, she starts to feel better as she approaches her stop.

As she's leaving the bus, people are really staring her down, and that's when she remembers: she's been listening to her ipod!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby GypsyLady » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:32 pm

THAT...is cruel.
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Re: The Blond with the Flat Tyre

Postby amanda » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:40 pm

I was in a lift at the Gabba at the football one day (this is actually true by the way), and the lift was pretty full with about 12 people in it, including a little girl that would have been around 5 or 6. At some point between the ground floor and the 3rd floor, a disgusting smell filled the lift. Everyone was furtively looking about to see if they could pick the "farter" when the little one piped up with "Pooh - there was no need to share that!" The entire lift just cracked up laughing, and one bloke left the lift very red faced.
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