Apologies in advance to all our blond members......
....Yesterday I had a flat tyre on the freeway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the boot. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. I started to change my tyre, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tyre," I said calmly.
"Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, .................
"Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!