Goldilocks and the Three Bears

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Postby amanda » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:03 pm

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he Roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the damn dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....



'I HAVEN'T MADE THE B LOODY PORRIDGE YET!!!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Postby TBF » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:17 pm

:*** :*** :***

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Re: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Postby Poodle Jewel » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:11 pm

:+ :+ :*** :*** :*** Brilliant Amanda.
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Re: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Postby Troyk » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:57 pm

Where was goldilocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Postby Troyk » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:07 pm

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Re: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Postby amanda » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:31 am

Troyk wrote:Where was goldilocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With the mood mamma bear was in, probably a good idea that she kept her distance I think.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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