This joke's so bad I had to share it

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

This joke's so bad I had to share it

Postby amanda » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:46 pm

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong."I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hare Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hare - Adds Permanent Wave."

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: This joke's so bad I had to share it

Postby talkingtree » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:19 am

haha nice
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Re: This joke's so bad I had to share it

Postby Derek Bullock » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:29 pm

Last time I saw that one it was a blonde joke. :*** :*** :*** :***
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