Todaze Circus Story

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Todaze Circus Story

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:47 pm

A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him. "Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly. "I'd like to join your circus; I have what I think is a pretty good act."

The foreman nodded assent, whereupon the little man hurried over to the main pole and rapidly climbed up to the very top of the big top. Drawing a deep breath, he hurled himself off into the air and began flapping his arms furiously. Amazingly, rather than plummeting to his death the little man began to fly all around the poles, lines, trapezes and other obstacles, performing astounding feats of aerobatics which ended in a long power dive from the top of the tent, pulling up into a gentle feet-first landing beside the foreman, who had been nonchalantly watching the whole time.

"Well," puffed the little man. "What do you think?"

"That's all you do?" answered the foreman scornfully. "Bird imitations?"

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Re: Todaze Circus Story

Postby Poodle Jewel » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:12 pm

The Lord is my shepard,i shall not want......only sometimes.
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