A really sheer negligee

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A really sheer negligee

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:21 pm

A husband purchases a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the $500 and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot. Funeral on Friday at Noon. Closed coffin.
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Re: A really sheer negligee

Postby amanda » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:49 pm

:+
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: A really sheer negligee

Postby Woodsy » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:52 pm

haha :?#
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Re: A really sheer negligee

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:54 pm

Dummee......
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