Why you never question a drunk.........

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Why you never question a drunk.........

Postby cokebottle » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:10 pm

Why you never question a drunk.........

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the following:
A litre of milk
A carton of eggs
A carton of orange juice
A 250 gram package of bacon
A head of lettuce
A 1 kilo can of coffee

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the Cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

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Re: Why you never question a drunk.........

Postby The Trout Hunter » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:47 pm

Thanks.. you made me laugh for 5 minutes non stop.

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Re: Why you never question a drunk.........

Postby Poodle Jewel » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:35 pm

LMGO :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :***
The Lord is my shepard,i shall not want......only sometimes.
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Re: Why you never question a drunk.........

Postby amanda » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:17 am

OK, I'm really bad at computer speak so have to ask....what is LMGO??????
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: Why you never question a drunk.........

Postby cokebottle » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:49 am

amanda wrote:OK, I'm really bad at computer speak so have to ask....what is LMGO??????


LMGO= Laugh My Guts Out ;)

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Re: Why you never question a drunk.........

Postby amanda » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:01 am

Thank you!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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