How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

Postby ozmoe » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:22 pm

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Re: How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

Postby GypsyLady » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:44 pm

Yep, think this one has done the rounds of all the forums at one time or another....

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Re: How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

Postby cokebottle » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:30 am

Forgot a few members

2 to crack a joke about it
5 to go off topic onto something else
3 to give a woman's viewpoint
1 to boast about it
6 to give an indepth examination
2 to give a children's viewpoint
4 to post something offensive, get banned the wonder why they got banned and their post erased
1 to provide a porn link (there's always 1 on every forum )
105 to post regularly and keep the forum alive

PS: forgot a couple more

1 to edit his post to add something else (that would be me)
1 to post too many silly smilies :*** :*** :*** :booty :booty (that would be me too ;) ;) ) :cheers :bunny :P :oops: :cry: :+ :--? :booty :beer :-bang :grin:

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Re: How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:27 am

Hey guys dont forget...

100 spammers to post links as to where you can buy that lightbulb and get the best advice on how to change it.
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Re: How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

Postby markcrook » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:12 pm


1 To tell you that you have posted it on the wrong day for Friday Funnys! :+
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