The new pastor

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The new pastor

Postby cokebottle » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:27 pm

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house he saw a van and assumed that someone was at home, but no one answered though he knocked several times at the door. Before leaving he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it on our door.

When the offering plate was passed the following Sunday, there was a card in the plate with
"Genesis 3:10" writtten on it

Revelation 3:20 reads "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10, reads "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.

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Re: The new pastor

Postby markcrook » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:39 pm

Just checked out the bible passages on Google - it's genuine :+
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