READ FIRST! Questions for the people who know everything ;-)

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READ FIRST! Questions for the people who know everything ;-)

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:03 pm

I found out in a hurry that I didn't know everything after all (very sobering ;-). These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers [answers in the next post]

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants knowthe score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growingseasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

3. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

4. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

5. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

6. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

7. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

8. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S'.
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Re: READ FIRST! Questions for the people who know everything ;-)

Postby Little Kopit » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:28 am

2. asparagus, chives (?)

{{{hmm, herbs don't count I guess, mint, oregano, thyme, lavender, sage, }}}}

3. Strawberry ????

4. Pear in bottle. Bottle is put on the end of the branch in spring.

5. dw
dwarf
dwindle

6. Punctuation. period, colon, semi-colon, comma, question mark, exclamation mark, quotation mark, dash, underline, parentheses,

{{{all on my keyboard :P }}



8. shoes, socks, stockings, sandals (?),

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