Bob & The Blond

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Bob & The Blond

Postby Ricklanga » Fri May 15, 2009 8:57 pm

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blond looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blond was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...
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Re: Bob & The Blond

Postby beast » Sat May 30, 2009 6:26 pm

:+ :*** lmao typical
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