A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our love life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Rangi and I played for the All Blacks..... ‘
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!