Photo by the bed

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Photo by the bed

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:10 pm

After a long night of making love a man notices a photo of another man on his lovers night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!! She answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery." she replies.
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Re: Photo by the bed

Postby amanda » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:26 am

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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