The Mexican Maid

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The Mexican Maid

Postby amanda » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:56 pm

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: ‘Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you...’

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'

Wife: 'How much do you want?'
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: The Mexican Maid

Postby Titch » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:09 pm

He he
Think I will sack our gardener, his name is Carlos.
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