Fridaze Naughty Funny

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Fridaze Naughty Funny

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:45 pm

Well, we live in the 'naughties' now don't we? ;) Somehow, that doesn't have the ring 'the twenties' does!

Anyway ...


Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the h ** l is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.
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Re: Fridaze Naughty Funny

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:48 pm

That's a very old one E.
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Re: Fridaze Naughty Funny

Postby Woodsy » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:52 pm

Haha thats a good one
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Re: Fridaze Naughty Funny

Postby CampGrrlz » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:07 pm

gypsylady wrote:That's a very old one E.

:*** So are we ;)
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Re: Fridaze Naughty Funny

Postby amanda » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:28 am

:+
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: Fridaze Naughty Funny

Postby family tents » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:23 am

haha...good old one;)



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