One for the girls...

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

One for the girls...

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:48 pm

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home & picked up the dry cleaning & took it to the cleaners, went grocery shopping,then drove home to put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1:00pm & he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, & sweep & mop the kitchen floor. He drove to the school to pick up the kids & got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded the laundry, bathed the kids & put them to bed. At 9:00pm He was exhausted &, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.'
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
User avatar
Ricklanga
Post Machine!
 
Posts: 200
Joined: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:57 pm
Location: SEQ

Re: One for the girls...

Postby Matilda » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:05 am

Thanks that was excellent :***
Prepare and Enjoy the Great Outdoors
http://www.familyfriendlyozcamping.com.au/
Matilda
Captain Camping
 
Posts: 59
Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:49 pm
Location: Victoria Australia

Re: One for the girls...

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:17 pm

Yep, that is definitely one of the GOOD ones....a keeper.
Image
The worst day camping still beats the best day working
GypsyLady
Difficult Customer
 
Posts: 8589
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:50 am
Location: SEQld


Return to Friday’s Funny

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

cron