Todaze Domestic Bliss

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Todaze Domestic Bliss

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:30 pm

The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK! CAREFUL! CAREFUL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP! ARE YOU CRAZY! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL! USE MORE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife was very upset, "What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted you to know what it's like for me when I am driving the car and you're sitting next to me."
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Re: Todaze Domestic Bliss

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:27 pm

:+ I can relate to that :lol:
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