RM WILLIAMS

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

RM WILLIAMS

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:12 pm

A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth ..

Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'No Darl.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? DO YOU?'

'No Darl', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
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Re: RM WILLIAMS

Postby amanda » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:23 am

:+
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: RM WILLIAMS

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:58 am

An oldie but still 'priceless'.....
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