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Postby Scolers » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:28 pm

Dear Kramer,

Yesterday I had 6 bottles of quality beer followed by a lovely stout. I took the dog for a walk and even ran some of the way.

Upon returning I consumed one more beer and another stout.

Does this make me a problem drinker or am I consuming the carbs in preparation for walking the dog?

Thanking you in advance.

:beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer

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Postby Kramer » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:26 pm

Dear Scolers,

I am not a recognised doctor but through this site and a few others I could cure your depression, se*ual disfucntion and organise you a wife or two.

But on the query of the consuming beer it IS VITAL that you get your daily intake of carbs and vitamins. It is a well known fact that quality beer has malt (sugars and carbs) which will increase your energy for the walk ahead, quality beer also contains a quantity of yeast which is rich in vitamin B just like Vegemite (Could be used for breakfast).

For the complete range of daily intake I will prescribe you a large steak with creamy mushroom sauce for dinner and a scotch on the rocks for a night cap.

Yours sincerely, Dr Kramer.
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Postby Scolers » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:43 pm

Dear Dr. Karmer,

Thank you for your 'SPAMMER'.

I have talked it over with my wife and she is questioning your medical credentials. When I pointed out that you could organise a 2nd wife (or more) she reluctantly agreed to allow me to try your 'SPAMMER'. I have opted to double my intake as well as include a full bacon and egg breaky over the weekend. I will crawl back into your surgery on Monday.

Regards ...

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Postby Kramer » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:43 pm

On that note I won't drinking again tonight as I did the wrong thing (maybe) and took the missus geo-caching last night and she actually liked it :grin: Surprised me! So we will be out again tonight to find some more.
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Postby Scolers » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:48 pm

I've been thinking about this geocaching but what with family, camping, fishing, etc etc ... not sure where I can fit that in.

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Postby Kramer » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:08 pm

We only did it for 2.5 hrs last night to kill some time found two caches but the third there were too many people near it, but of cheap and easy fun.
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Postby Scolers » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:33 pm

Kramer wrote:We only did it for 2.5 hrs last night to kill some time found two caches but the third there were too many people near it, but of cheap and easy fun.


Do you use a handheld GPS or have oyu got a PDA with Ozi? I ahve the latter and it's pretty much strapped into the car so if you have to get out to follow a plot It could be a bit tricky as the battery life isn't that long.

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Postby Kramer » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:02 am

I have myself a really expensive GPS :grin: it was less than $100 from supercheap 2 years ago, it works well, I want ozi on a laptop at some stage It would make it easier to find the roads to get to these places but on the other hand its probably more fun driving around until I get close as possible then get out and walk.
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Postby Scolers » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:24 am

I've got Ozi on Laptop and PDA. It's a great system ... I've used it extensively and it's VERY good for finding you way back again. Not sure how I managed before it ... just got 'misplaced' more ... :?#

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Postby Nenie23 » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:47 pm

Scolers

I would hate to think of the possiblilty of you dehydrating on your walk.

You must keep the fluids up!!!!!

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Postby Scolers » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:39 pm

Nenie23 wrote:Scolers

I would hate to think of the possiblilty of you dehydrating on your walk.

You must keep the fluids up!!!!!

:beer :beer :beer :beer


It's such a shame that alcohol dehyrdrates your kidneys ... ::()

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