Love it Kev! You know, I have a bit of a weird thing about public toilets, and a # 2 seems to be out of my psyche completely. OK, I am definitely convinced I will get a porta-potty along with an Oztrail Popup style toilet/shower tent.
About 12 years ago I went camping at Myall Lakes for a weekend. It was about 10pm and took myself bush to go a tinkle. Squatting there doing my thang, and out of nowhere there was a guy with a spotlight shining right on me. It turned out our neighbour chose the same spot as me for doing his night walk-wee and sprung my lilly white butt in all it's glory. We ended up having a glass of wine with them and a very big laugh over it.
The Queen of Glamping... in my mind anyway!