WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

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WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Postby Titch » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:50 pm

WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay.. . now what ?
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Re: WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Postby Poodle Jewel » Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:27 pm

That`s sick :lol:
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Re: WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Postby amanda » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:08 pm

Poodle Jewel wrote:That`s sick :lol:

...but funny :+
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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