One for the Girls.....

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

One for the Girls.....

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:33 pm


B*TCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a b*tch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a b*tch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a b*tch.

Being a b*tch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a b*tch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So ! try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a b*tch , so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

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Re: One for the Girls.....

Postby Dettie » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:51 pm

Gosh Gyps, you're such a b*itch!
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Re: One for the Girls.....

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:40 pm

Thanks Dettie....and proud to be called one by you as well.
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Re: One for the Girls.....

Postby Poodle Jewel » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:15 am

WELL SAID.
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Re: One for the Girls.....

Postby Dettie » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:21 pm

:lol:
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