> It is well known that humor is regional, but this is the first joke that
> I can say is truly Queensland:
> At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the
> general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
> Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
> found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
> When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys
> said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New".
> To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of
> And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on
> the planet."
> The General Manager of Carlton & United paused a moment and then placed
> his order: "VB."
> The head of XXXX smiled and said "I'll have a Diet Coke."
> The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
> "Well," he said with a shrug, "if you poofters aren't drinking beer,
> then neither will I."