The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped
into the house
to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
waiting for my husband to come home from work." the
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my
dress." the daughter-in-law replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You
are naked." said the mother-in-law
"But my husband loves it
when I wear this dress. It makes him happy
and he makes me happy."
said the daughter-in-law.
"I would appreciate it if you left now
because my husband will be home
any minute." The daughter-in-law
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law
left. On the
way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume
and waited by the
door for her husband to come home.
Finally the pick-up truck drove up the drive way and she took her place
by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his
wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" the mother-in-law replied.
you should iron it." he replied.