Celibacy

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Celibacy

Postby Ricklanga » Fri May 07, 2010 5:28 pm

Many aspects of human sexuality are puzzling. Take celibacy, for example. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Tony leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently and whispered,

'Self-raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.
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Re: Celibacy

Postby Titch » Fri May 07, 2010 5:32 pm

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Re: Celibacy

Postby Serenity Now » Fri May 07, 2010 6:15 pm

And to think that he should have said Plain
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