One for the Navy

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

One for the Navy

Postby GypsyLady » Fri May 07, 2010 6:14 pm

The theme seems to be for Funnies at the moment...so here is my contribution.

Charlie, a new retiree greeter at Bunnings just could not get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp-minded and a credit to the company. He was clearly demonstrating the benefit of Bunnings 'older persons are Friendly' policy.

One day the boss called him into his office for a talk. "Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job but you being late so often, is quite bothersome".

"Yes, I know boss and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player, that's what I like to hear. It's odd though you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Navy.

What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said Good morning, Admiral, can I get you a cup of coffee, Sir?"

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Re: One for the Navy

Postby Ricklanga » Fri May 07, 2010 6:22 pm

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Re: One for the Navy

Postby Titch » Fri May 07, 2010 7:24 pm

Priceless :+
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Re: One for the Navy

Postby Titch » Fri May 07, 2010 7:31 pm

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