Limericks...

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Limericks...

Postby Ozzycamperboy » Sun May 09, 2010 7:39 pm

There once was a young psychic midget named Marge
Who went to jail on the most heinous charge
But despit lock and key, the next day she broke free
And the headlines read "small medium at large"



There once was a lady from Trent
Whose nose was most horribly bent
One day I suppose She followed her nose
And nobody knows where she went



There once was a man from Australia
Who's limericks were a bit of a failure
He'd be doing fine Until the fifth line
But then... urm... damn


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Re: Limericks...

Postby Titch » Sun May 09, 2010 7:52 pm

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.


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Re: Limericks...

Postby Titch » Sun May 09, 2010 7:55 pm

Archimedes, the well known truth-seeker,

Jumping out of his bath, cried "Eureka!"

He ran half a mile,

Wearing only a smile,

And became the very first streaker.
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Re: Limericks...

Postby Ricklanga » Mon May 10, 2010 4:41 pm

There was an old man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
It soon came to pass
He was covered in grass
And couldn't sit down for the weeds.
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Re: Limericks...

Postby Titch » Mon May 10, 2010 4:48 pm

The limerick is furtive and mean

You must keep her in close quarantine

Or she sneaks to the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly, drunk and obscene.


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