The Outhouse

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The Outhouse

Postby Ricklanga » Mon May 10, 2010 4:48 pm

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies,"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is,now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"


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Re: The Outhouse

Postby GypsyLady » Mon May 10, 2010 4:50 pm

Now that is a funny one....
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Re: The Outhouse

Postby toucan » Mon May 10, 2010 9:57 pm

That made me laugh and to want to cross my legs!! :+
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Re: The Outhouse

Postby Titch » Mon May 10, 2010 10:04 pm

Cheap Brazilian. :***
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Re: The Outhouse

Postby dea » Tue May 11, 2010 3:05 pm

haha
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