A soldier saw a sobbing lady standing next to her car. He asked her if he could be of assistance.
‘I've locked the keys in my car!’ she sobbed.
‘I think I can help,’ replied the digger.
With that he removed his trousers, folded them neatly, and proceeded to rub them over the car door.
Magically it opened.
‘That's so clever,’ the woman gasped. ‘How did you do it?’
‘Easy,’ replied the soldier. ‘These are my khakis’.
The worst day camping still beats the best day working