Monday morning funny......

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Monday morning funny......

Postby GypsyLady » Mon May 31, 2010 11:42 am

Great signs.

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tyre Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Re: Monday morning funny......

Postby CampGrrlz » Mon May 31, 2010 11:56 am

gypsylady wrote:[color=#000080
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." [/color]

Or as Wood Cofill used to say: 'you may escape us now, but we'll nail you in the end'.

[fyi: WC were a funeral directors around Sydney half a century ago]

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Re: Monday morning funny......

Postby Serenity Now » Mon May 31, 2010 2:39 pm

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