Kapow, The light goes off

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Kapow, The light goes off

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:19 pm

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, kapow! The light goes on. When I'm done, kapow! The light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the Doctor calls George's wife.

'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and kapow! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, kapow! The light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!'
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Re: Kapow, The light goes off

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:32 pm

:*** :*** out loud
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Re: Kapow, The light goes off

Postby Titch » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:17 pm

You have just answered a question I have been pondering :*** :*** :*** :***
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Re: Kapow, The light goes off

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:54 pm

titch wrote:You have just answered a question I have been pondering



WHAT...where to pee when you are 80???
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Re: Kapow, The light goes off

Postby Titch » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:06 pm

gypsylady wrote:
titch wrote:You have just answered a question I have been pondering



WHAT...where to pee when you are 80???


Why the light comes on by itself :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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