Evening classes for Women

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Evening classes for Women

Postby Titch » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:04 pm

Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.

Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits.

Topic 3: Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4: Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 5: Communication Skills II :
Thinking Before Speaking

Topic 6: Communication Skills III:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7: Telephone Skills -
How to hang up in less than 30 minutes

Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 9: Oil and Gas:
Your Car Needs Both

Topic 10:
Introduction to Parking

Topic 11:
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Topic 12:
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

Topic 13:Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Own

Topic 14: Household Dust:
A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry:
Washing It All Together

Topic 16: Cooking:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 17: TV Remotes:
For Men Only

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Re: Evening classes for Women

Postby xmasbaby67 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:34 am

Classes have been cancelled due to NIL enrollments.....

YES>>> we knew it all already!!!! :*** :*** :*** :***
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Re: Evening classes for Women

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:37 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:Classes have been cancelled due to NIL enrollments.....

YES>>> we knew it all already!!!! :*** :*** :*** :***


Yes, I know now, I have been told and advised to shut my lip,by My wife

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