Always Time For A laugh

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Always Time For A laugh

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:33 pm

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smile
on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian ,60, died
Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one.
Danny O,Neil, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
....... 'Thought he was having his picture taken'.
Grandpa Talks Alot eh?
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