The Value Of A Pencil

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The Value Of A Pencil

Postby Rosco532 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:55 am

Little Titch junior was not the best student in Catholic School ... Usually he slept through the class.

One day his teacher, a Nun, called on him while he was sleeping.

'Tell me Titch, who created the universe?'

When Titch didn't stir, little Johnny who was his friend sitting behind him, took his pencil and jabbed him in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Titch.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
A little later the Nun asked Titch, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Titch didn't stir from his slumber. Once again, Johnny came to his rescue and stuck him in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Titch.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Titch junior fell back asleep.

The Nun asked him a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Titch jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'


The Nun Fainted.
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Double Whammy...from Titch

Postby Rosco532 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:05 am

LITTLE TITCH ON MATH'S


A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Titch.



He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'





The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'


Then little Titch says, 'I have a question for YOU.


There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:


One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream..

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone...

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'



The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'




To which Little Titch replied, 'The correct answer is, 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:15 am

YEP....seen that one before too.....gotta do betta than that Rosco.....
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby Rosco532 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:25 am

O. M. G. Titch......Now its ''My'' turn........lol

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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:30 am

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I scored you for effort

Shes as tough as that bloke from Masterchef, :cry: Matt Preston?? I think.
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby Rosco532 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:02 pm

Hmmmm,,,,& I was thinking more along the lines of ;;;;;
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:02 pm

Thanks for the compliment Rosco.....I can see you are going to go a l-o-n-g way......
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:10 pm

I'm with you Gypsy.....the jokes today are really oldies!!!!! Like the guys telling them!! BAAAHAAAAA Sorry guys but I just couldn't resist :*** :***

Gee wizz Titch you were a very busy boy in your younger days cause there is a lot of jokes around about you...... :beer

Time for some Rosco jokes from you Titch..... :cheers
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:15 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:the jokes today are really oldies!!!!! Like the guys telling them!!


Good SCORE XB.....
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:15 pm

:*** :*** :*** TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! :*** :*** :***
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:19 pm

Got it in ONE XB........
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:21 pm

Just waiting now for the comebacks.....I can hear those wheels turning.....you smell smoke Gypsy!!! :lol:


*Goes back into the bushes to hide and wait to be ambushed*
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:23 pm

They are a bit slow today XB......must be busy with other stuff...or maybe they don't have a good enough comeback......Ha, ha...
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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:49 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:I'm with you Gypsy.....the jokes today are really oldies!!!!! Like the guys telling them!! BAAAHAAAAA Sorry guys but I just couldn't resist :*** :***

Gee wizz Titch you were a very busy boy in your younger days cause there is a lot of jokes around about you...... :beer

Time for some Rosco jokes from you Titch..... :cheers


What did you say?

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Re: The Value Of A Pencil

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:50 pm

LOVE IT!!!!! :*** :*** :*** :*** :***
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