The Real Rosco

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

The Real Rosco

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:33 pm

Q. How is Rocoo like a lawn mower?
A.He is Hard to get started, emit,s noxious odours, and half the time does not work.

Q. How can you tell when a Rosco is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. How does Rosco exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in his stomach every time he see,s a bikini.

Q. How do you get Rosco to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.

Q. How do you keep Rosco from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

Q. How does Rosco show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q. How is Colonel Sanders like Rosco?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

Q. What would Rosco consider a gourmet restaurant?
A. Any place without a drive-up window.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed Rosco?
A. Trustworthy.

Q What makes Rosco think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.

Q. What should you give a Rosco who has everything?
A.Penicillin

Q. What do Rosco and mascara have in common?
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Q. What do Rosco and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed Rosco?
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q. What's Rosco,s definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.

Q. What's Rosco,s idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.

Q. What's the best way to force Rosco to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What's the smartest thing Rosco can say?
A. "My wife says..."

Q. Why Rosco like about smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

Q. Why did Rosco name his penis?
A. Because he don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of his decisions.

Q. Why does Rosco need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds he has forgotten what happened.

Q. Why does Rosco whistle when sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps him remember which end to wipe.



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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:48 pm

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ROTFLMAO!!!!! Titch is the winner!!!!!
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:00 pm

OMG...Titch....that is SO GOOD.....
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:10 pm

Shhhh be bewy bewy quiet......Rosco is thinking of a come back....this should be good.

Just going to pick up the ferals from school but.....*puts on Arnie voice* "I will be back"

This is going to be too good to miss.... :--?
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:27 pm

I reckon Avis is keeping Rosco busy with chores......all the ones he has been neglecting while he has been on here chatting to us....ha, ha...
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:43 pm

At his age he is probably having a nap. :--?
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:50 pm

I vote for the Nanna nap too Titch!!!! :--?
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby Rosco532 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:11 pm

You win Titch & XB........these 12..to..15hr days are tough on a ''young'' fella...lol so yes...I DID need to charge the batteries...hence the 'Grand-dad' nap.....tomorrow (Sat)...I also now have a change of shift to 0600 to 2000 (8pm).....

Supposed to get Sunday off,,,So I can go shopping with Avis, Mow the lawns / trim the edges...and sneak ''5'' down at our Club.

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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:18 pm

Aha!!!! Have a good Sunday Rosco and a great weekend to everyone else..... :cheers

Work is done for the day and I'm off to grab some supplies to keep the teenagers tummies full, then I'm going to have a couple of Cooper's Pale Ales while in my trackkie while catching up with the chicks as girly drinks are at my place tonight :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer

No internet credit left at home (yep the joys of teenagers!!!!) so talk to everyone on Monday. :cheers
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:26 pm

Yep Great weekend everyone. :cheers
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:37 pm

AND day not at work is a great one.....
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Re: The Real Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:38 pm

Rosco532 wrote:You win Titch & XB........these 12..to..15hr days are tough on a ''young'' fella...lol so yes...I DID need to charge the batteries...hence the 'Grand-dad' nap.....tomorrow (Sat)...I also now have a change of shift to 0600 to 2000 (8pm).....




Oh Rosco.....my heart bleeds for you....you poor love, such a tough life....
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