The Pope and Julia Gillard are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd, at the AFL Grand Final. The Pope leaned towards Julia and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in a football match, but go deep into their hearts, and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Julia replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."
So the Pope backhanded the self-important , back-stabbing little bitch and the crowd went wild.