Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come aro

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Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come aro

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:39 pm

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again

She put an ad in the local paper that read:




HUSBAND WANTED:


MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),


MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME?


MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!


ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.




On the second day, she heard the doorbell.


Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman
sitting in a wheelchair.


He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!


The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'


Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'


She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'


The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,


'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:44 pm

I don,t get it?
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:47 pm

Ask your wife to help you there old fella.....ha ha
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:54 pm

Titch...the guy had no arms or legs....HOW did he ring the doorbell????doh!!
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:59 pm

gypsylady wrote:Titch...the guy had no arms or legs....HOW did he ring the doorbell????doh!!


Oh Doh stupid me, He must have a tongue like a cow.
Not funny tho.
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:16 pm

Hmmmm....Must be colder than we thought down South Gypsy........lol
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:18 pm

;)
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:43 pm

titch wrote:
Oh Doh stupid me, He must have a tongue like a cow.

Titch





I am sure that could do the job too!!
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:46 pm

ENJOY

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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby GypsyLady » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:43 am

Yep....that'd definitely reach the door bell....
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Re: Lonely Widow Wishs To Re-marry,,,YES...its an oldie come

Postby xmasbaby67 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:16 pm

LOL Titch :*** :*** :*** :*** :***
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